Now You Can Buy Fart Pills That Make Your Stinkers Smell Like Chocolate and Roses
A French inventor has just invented a fart pill that can actually makes your farts flavourful and smell sweet like chocolate and its catching on in the market by going viral
Well humour cannot be classified into categories. Some like subtle humour while some like fart and burp jokeswhich are less cerebral but universally acknowledged to be funny as they do not constrain themselves in any sort of language barrier. If you have to belch or fart you do whetheryourcolleagues are Chinese or Ukrainian, they will all understand and snigger maybe at you or sometime with you.
A magic pill to make farts smell sweet
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It is believed that even the builders of tower of Babel may have not understood their comrades’ words but they did hear and understood their flatulence. But although sound is funny in most of cases the following stench is unbearable and disgusting. To combat this evil a French scientist named Christian Poincheval has created a magic pill called fart pills which will make your farts smell of roses or chocolates or anything pleasant of your choice. So, we can confidently say that Christian doing a great human good by putting the “scent ‘back in “stench”
Keen to understand the science behind the stank, enter Lutin Malin
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The fart pills are hundred percent naturally synthesised for all the health conscious farters out there with no side effects. In fact, this pill is already in the market launched by the company named Lutin Malin. The website of this company itself clarifies its vision by quoting Christian that “it would be way more appropriate to fart without bothering our immediate neighbours” such a noble thought! The man must be considered for a Nobel Prize!
Designed by the man who won many inventor awards
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Christian had already designed the concept of readable toilet paper with stories while sitting in the loo and had won many awards in various French inventors’ exhibitions and science expos. During one of these success dinners he realised that fart stench can be dampener of the mood and something need to be done about it and natural herbs seemed to be great idea for it.
Explaining more about how the pills work, they continued
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He started off his experiments initially with mint and oestrogen but wasnot satisfied by the results. So, he moved on to natural dietary supplements ingredients. Many such ingredients were collected and tested and a concoction was developed with different benefits and gave thedesired result. Couples with their natural aromas, the Rose and Violet (lilac) fart pills were launched. After its success in 2015 Valentine’s Day a special Ginger pill was released quickly followed by the ‘Lilly of the valley” pill on May Day in 2019.
Of course, taking one pill won’t make you reek of roses right away, as the company explained
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The catch here is to not expect miracles by taking one pill and expecting to be selling of roses. These fart pills have to be part of a daily diet so that they slowly aromatise your digestive tracts and give it a floral fragrance. The precise dosagesdependupon the age, medical conditions and dietaryrestriction of the person so it’s always better to consult your local physician before you start with this pill. In normal circumstances you can even take the pills after every heavy meal of the day like lunch or dinner so 2 pills a day would be great.
Many happy customers
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Still sounds suspicious? Well there is alist of happy customers in the websites of Lupin giving their rave reviews after using the pills. In fact, even a Chinese girl gave rave testimonials about the pills while her identity was wellconcealed due to the stigma attached with thee kinds of problems. The shipment of these pills is discreet and repeatcustomers are not bothered for any feedback. Because in a way it is invading their privacy too. Well if the customersare happy and buying ship load of pillswho are we to complain?
Well now that we know these magic fart pills are on shelves buy them off for yourself your family and friends and even your pooches and have a merry fartathon!